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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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