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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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