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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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