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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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