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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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