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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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