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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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