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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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