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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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