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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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