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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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