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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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