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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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