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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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