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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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