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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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