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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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