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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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