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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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