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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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