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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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