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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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