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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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