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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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