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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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