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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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