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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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