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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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