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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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