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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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