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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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