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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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