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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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