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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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