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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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