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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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