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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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