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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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