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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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