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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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