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Pet death
My
aunt
Clarabelle
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Rocky
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡
a warthog 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an elephant 🐘
an ostrich 🐦
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
a lion 🦁
a rhinoceros 🦏
a turkey 🦃
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