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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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