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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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