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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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