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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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