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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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