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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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