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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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