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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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