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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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