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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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