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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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