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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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