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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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