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Pet death
My
aunt
Clarabelle
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Miss
Sparkles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦
an elephant 🐘
a velociraptor 🦖
a lynx 😺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
a crocodile 🐊
a hyena 🐺
a lion 🦁
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