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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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